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Helga Goebbels

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The Resume

    (September 1, 1932-May 1, 1945)
    Born in Germany
    Daughter of Joseph and Magda Goebbels
    Second eldest of the seven Goebbels children
    Prominently featured in Nazi propaganda films and magazines, often with her father and Adolf Hitler
    Murdered, along with her five siblings, by their parents the day of their suicide in a Berlin bunker (1945)

Why she might be annoying:

    She was nicknamed 'Hitler's favorite little girl.'
    She was a spoiled daddy's girl.
    She was openly favored above her sisters and brother by her father.
    She was regularly profiled as being 'blue-eyed' when she wasn't.
    She was shamelessly used to promote Nazism as cute and wholesome.
    She was frequently photographed giving the Nazi salute next to her parents.
    Her father used a concealed camera to film her and her siblings as a 'healthy' contrast to promote the euthanasia of handicapped children.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She was very photogenic.
    She was said to have had a calm and patient demeanor even as an infant.
    She was in 34 German newsreels in 1942 alone.
    As she grew older, she would visibly throw shade at Hitler whenever he pulled her in for a photo op.
    She figured prominently into photos documenting some of the most important moments in the Third Reich (including her father's 'Total War' speech of 1943).
    Her father planned on using her to boost morale by dispatching her and Magda to visit wounded soldiers near the end of the war, but backed off after seeing the experience had traumatized her.
    An autopsy of her body showed bruises on her face - indicating that she had put up a fight before being force fed a cyanide capsule.
    She and her siblings were proof the Nazis were genuine psychopaths who weren't above killing their own children.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 20 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 129 Votes: 65.12% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 27 Votes: 44.44% Annoying