The Resume

(August 5, 1962- )
Raised in Cambridge, Massachusetts
Won an NCAA title with Georgetown
Was the #1 draft pick in the first ever NBA lottery draft (1985)
Was drafted by the NY Knicks
President of the NBA Players Association
Traded to Seattle in 2000
Won Olympic Gold Medals in 1988 and 1992
Former spokesperson for Nobody Beats The Wiz

Why he might be annoying:

He never wins the big games.
He seems to injure himself during the playoffs.

Why he might not be annoying:

He holds career records for the New York Knicks in games and minutes played, points, rebounds, steals and blocked shots.
He is an 11-time All Star.
He ranked #46 in Forbes Power List (2000).
He drinks milk.
He is a good role model.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 50 Greatest Players in NBA History
• Basketball Hall of Famers (Ranked: 2008)
• Basketball Players
• Beastie Boys References
• Charles Barkley Doesn't Like Me
• ESPN's 10 Most Beloved Athletes in New York History [Fan Poll] (Ranked: 6)
• Exorcist [Film Series]
• Forbes' Celebrity 100 Power Ranking [1999] (Ranked: 47)
• Forbes' Celebrity 100 Power Ranking [2000] (Ranked: 46)
• Got Milk Advertisers
• Houston Rockets
• I Attended Georgetown
• I Had Corrective Eye Laser Surgery
• I Married in 1990
• I Was a Capitol Intern
• Look at Me, I've Got a Milk Mustache
• Look at My Balls
• Mad About You - Guest Stars
• Men who Dress like Pimps
• NBA First Overall Draft Picks (Ranked: 1985)
• NBA Jam [Video Game Series]
• NBA Retired Numbers (Ranked: 33)
• NBA Rookie of the Year (Ranked: 1986)
• NBA's 75th Anniversary Team
• New York Knicks
• One-Day Contract Retirements
• Orlando Magic
• Profiles 751-1000 (Ranked: 784)
• Seattle SuperSonics
• Seven Footers
• SI's 20 Greatest College Basketball Players Ever [Spike TV - March 2005] (Ranked: 10)
• Space Jam [1996]
• Sports List's Top 10 Athletes Who Hung Around too Long (Ranked: 4)
• Sports List's Top 10 Athletes Without a Ring (Ranked: 5)
• Sports List's Top 10 College Basketball Players (Ranked: 10)
• Sport's Lounge's Top 10 Sports Mustaches of All Time [2008] (Ranked: 5)
• Tested Positive for COVID-19
• The Last Dance
• U.S. Olympic Dream Team [1992]
• Whores and Johns

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 56 Votes: 46.43% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 40 Votes: 52.50% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 24 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 51 Votes: 45.10% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 56 Votes: 48.21% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 26 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 27 Votes: 51.85% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 42 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 42 Votes: 59.52% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 50 Votes: 44.00% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 136 Votes: 45.59% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 139 Votes: 43.88% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 315 Votes: 51.43% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 291 Votes: 54.98% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 669 Votes: 52.47% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2687 Votes: 51.54% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 4752 Votes: 56.50% Annoying