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Joshua Milton Blahyi

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Military Personnel

The Resume

    (circa 1971- )
    Born in Liberia
    Fought for Samuel K. Doe and Prince Johnson against Charles Taylor during the civil war in Liberia
    Known as 'General Butt Naked' for going into battle wearing only boots and his gun
    His soldiers would either fight naked or while wearing women's clothing

Why he might be annoying:

    His troops killed an estimated 20,000 people.
    Most of his soldiers were teens.
    He and his soldiers played soccer matches with human skulls.
    He claims that before battle, he would sacrifice children and eat their hearts.
    He says he was possessed by Satan and, of course, is not responsible for his actions.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He became a born-again preacher after God appeared to him and told him he was doing the devil's work.
    He voluntarily appeared before Liberia's Truth and Reconciliation Committee and encouraged other soldiers to confess.
    He said, 'I have been looking for an opportunity to tell the true story about my life. And every time I tell people my story, I feel relieved.'

Credit: C. Fishel


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 19 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 27 Votes: 48.15% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 86.67% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 57 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 70 Votes: 74.29% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 71 Votes: 60.56% Annoying