The Resume

(January 5, 1965- )
Correspondent on 'Access Hollywood' and 'Entertainment Tonight'
Worked for People Magazine
Wrote columns 'Hot Shots' and 'Behind the Seams'
Authored 'Red Carpet Diaries: Confessions of a Glamour Boy'

Why he might be annoying:

His nickname is Cojo.
He has an extremely effeminate hairstyle.
His hairstlye is similiar to Dido,
He is overtly flamboyantly gay.
He bleaches his teeth on a daily basis.
He tries to look younger than he is.
He has huge Mick Jagger lips that he adorns with red lipstick.
Straight men find him nauseating.
He named his dog, Stinky.
He looks like Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters.

Why he might not be annoying:

He enjoys making pancakes, but admittedly can't get them to be fluffy and unburnt.
He is a recognized expert on style.
Hot women like Jillian Barberie ask him to grope their breasts.
He is known for approaching celebrities by his sense of humor.
He says one of the great perks of being a fashion reported is that he and even his mom don't have to wait for a hair appointment.
He has kidney disease and his body rejected his first kidney transplant.
His second transplant came from his mom.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2005 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 65)
• 2008 Most Annoying 401-500 (Ranked: 459)
• Allegedly Gay Men
• Bee Stung Lips
• Cojo's Best Dressed [2003]
• Horse Faces
• I Come from Canada
• I Have a New Kidney
• Jimmy Fallon Impersonations
• Long Tall Sally's Most Annoying
• Mad TV Guest Stars
• Nobody Told Me I'm Old
• Profiles 9501-9750 (Ranked: 9552)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 17 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 18 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 106 Votes: 66.98% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 255 Votes: 77.25% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 271 Votes: 78.60% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 260 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 732 Votes: 74.45% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 826 Votes: 79.18% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 199 Votes: 76.88% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 260 Votes: 72.31% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 579 Votes: 68.39% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 1293 Votes: 70.38% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 446 Votes: 70.18% Annoying