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Laurel Schmidt

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The Resume

Why she might be annoying:

    She lived out of her van.
    She moved between beaches and between campsites to evade the law — until her van was confiscated.
    She did not receive any real screen time until the fifth episode — when she registered her first victory.
    Like Jupiter, she considered herself to be a modern-day pirate.
    Her voice tended to crack whenever she spoke to her fellows.
    Her hair looked eerily like Azmyth’s.
    Christa eliminated her in a tiebreaker because she wanted to go up against the stronger instead of weaker competitors.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is the youngest Pirate Master contestant.
    Her family was middle-class.
    She taught herself to be a glassblower.
    She loved the idea of an all-female captaincy in comparison to the ‘greedy males’ of the Triad.
    Having seen her energy and loyalties questioned, she had countless choice words for Azmyth (some to his face, to the delight of her fellows).
    When she heard how Azmyth distributed his wealth, she questioned Louie, Christa, and Nessa (voting at the time) on how they would split theirs.
    During the land feast (just prior to the hunt for the cook’s treasure chest), she did a headstand on the dinner table.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 55 Votes: 69.09% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 33 Votes: 69.70% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 33 Votes: 93.94% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 46 Votes: 65.22% Annoying