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Jared Allen

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Football Player

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He immaturely wears the jersey number 69.
    He's a drunk hick.
    He sports a mullet haircut, and credits all of his success to his mullet.
    He opened a bar and grill in <16109>Kansas City<16109> just a couple weeks before he was traded.
    During the off-season, he often competes in rodeos.
    He demanded a long term contract shortly after being arrested for his 3rd DUI as a Chief.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is well-liked by many fans because of odd personality.
    He was the league leader in sacks in 2007, despite not playing a full season.
    In addition to being a defensive contributor, he has lined up as a tight end on offense.
    He started his own diabetes charity, called Sack Diabetes.

Credit: Rocky


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 37 Votes: 78.38% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 47 Votes: 68.09% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 32 Votes: 75.00% Annoying