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Kelly Johnson

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Baseball Player

The Resume

    (February 22, 1982- )
    Born in Austin, Texas
    Bats left, throws right
    Second baseman/left fielder for the Atlanta Braves (2005-2009), Arizona Diamondbacks (2010-2011) and Toronto Blue Jays (2011-12)
    Drafted 27th overall in the 2000 MLB draft

Why he might be annoying:

    He has an effeminate first name.
    He skipped college to enroll in the 2000 MLB draft.
    He was injured in the 2006 season.
    Like many athletes of the major professional sports leagues, he enjoys golfing.
    He was promoted to lead hitter in his second season, only to be demoted a few months afterwards because of his low on-base percentage.

Why he might not be annoying:

    In the 2008 season, he rebounded with a 22-game hitting streak (the longest in the NL for that season).
    He said, 'I think the most important adjustment came from a mental standpoint.'
    He is very humble and friendly.
    Sports Illustrated reported that his Cinderella story in the '08 season made him a potential sleeper surprise for the Braves in the following season.

Credit: Birdienest81


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying