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Mallory Hagan

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Beauty Contestant

The Resume

    (December 23, 1988- )
    Born in Memphis, Tennessee
    Based in Brooklyn
    Miss Brooklyn winner (2010)
    Miss New York first runner up (2010, 2011 — yes, twice!)
    Miss America 2013 (platform of child sexual abuse awareness and prevention)

Why she might be annoying:

    Her middle name? Hytes.
    Her mother’s name is the same as this vocalist.
    So she was born in Memphis, yet she’s a native of Opelika, Alabama. Which is it?
    On her only pageant appearance in Alabama (2008), she said, ‘I did get a non-finalist award.’
    Her curvaceous frame inspired a great deal of ire on social media (yes, she was called ‘fat’).
    She lived in six different neighborhoods between her arrival in Brooklyn (2008) and her Miss America coronation.
    Perhaps not surprisingly, she admits to being a fan of Toddlers & Tiaras.

Why she might not be annoying:

    Only one other Miss America was based in New York City; she is the first Brooklyn transplant.
    Imagine Ellen Pompeo with tap shoes and meat on her bones.
    Not just an accomplished dancer (she chose James Brown’s Get Up Offa That Thing for the talent portion), she was her high school’s percussionist of the year.
    She loves photography and poetry.
    She is the classic blue-eyed blonde beauty.
    She doesn’t believe armed guards in the classroom will discourage violence in schools — or anywhere else, for that matter.
    She had a much better attitude toward the commentary on her curves than tabloid darling Kim Kardashian did hers.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 20 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying