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Baseball Fans: Arizona Diamondbacks

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The Resume

    (1998- )
    Root for the Arizona Diamondbacks
    Attend home games at Bank One Ball park (March 31, 1998- )
    Capacity: 47,972
    Cheered their team to a World Championship in 2001

Why they might be annoying:

    They put up with scorching temperatures during their ball games.
    Many have collapsed of heatstroke during home games, even with the roof closed.
    Despite there being a pool in the outfield stands, there's no skinny dipping! (are we in Iran?!?!?)
    Their stadium looks like a huge airplane hanger
    They sit under a 9 million ton roof.
    They have a McDonald's in their stadium.

Why they might not be annoying:

    3½ million of them came to Bank One in its first season (1998).
    They got to see their expansion team win a World Championship faster than any other team.
    The 2001 World Series is considered as one of the great World Series.
    They are comforted by an 8 million ton cooling system.
    There are 69 private luxury suites for their enjoyment.
    When they get hungry and don't want McDonald's they can have Blimpies, Peter Piper Pizza or Garcia Mexican Food or enjoy fruit and vegetables.
    They call their hotdogs, Diamondback Dogs.
    They sit under the fastest retractable roof, only taking five minutes to open or close.
    They sit in the first natural grass stadium with a retractable roof.
    They tend to watch games indoors as the stadium roof is usually closed to protect them from the scorching Sun.

Credit: Blossman and His Name is Robert


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 57 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 30 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 35 Votes: 54.29% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 95 Votes: 71.58% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 131 Votes: 68.70% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 261 Votes: 68.97% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 166 Votes: 59.64% Annoying