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Amari Cooper

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Football Player

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He's a momma's boy.
    He loves the game of chess, and often travels with a chess game in hand.
    He is a watch collector, and often takes a number of watches with him when he travels.
    While he was growing up, he claimed he was once too tired to go to the grocery store with his mom, which in turn forced her to walk three miles alone with all the groceries in hand.
    A tweet went viral claiming that he had been shot in a Dallas parking garage (February, 2020).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He became an avid reader, while attending the University of Alabama.
    He is the opposite of the NFL's 'thug' reputation that players have, and is considered one of the smartest players both on and off the field.
    He overcame an impoverished childhood, raised by a single mother.
    His father was incarcerated for most of his life, after being arrested for burglary in 1992.
    He caught 228 passes for 3,463 yards and 31 touchdowns in his college career at Alabama.
    Both he and the Dallas Police Department corroborated the events in the tweet were false.
    He went as far as texting his relatives and friends to let them know he wasn't shot and the events on social media occurred without his knowledge.

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying