The Resume

(December 29, 2000- )
Born in Loma de Cabrera, Dominican Republic
Outfielder for the Seattle Mariners
American League Silver Slugger Award winner (2022)
American League Rookie of the Year (2022)

Why he might be annoying:

His nickname is J-Rod.
He wears a floral themed compression sleeve on his right arm.
He was once dubbed a man-child by baseball pundits.
He wears an excessive amount of eyeblack on his face, which he considers to be his 'war paint.'
Despite being considered a sought after prospect by baseball pundits, he was never drafted.

Why he might not be annoying:

He endeared himself to both the City of Seattle and the Mariners fanbase with his personality.
He was an integral part of the Mariners resurgence in 2022, which also ended a 21 year playoff drought.
He is the first player in major league history to join the 25-25 club in his rookie season.
He was the first Mariners rookie since Ichiro to win the AL Rookie of the Year award.
He impressed the Mariners front office with his on-field play to earn himself a long-term extension to stay with the team.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AL Rookie of the Year (Ranked: 2022)
• AL Silver Slugger - Outfielders (Ranked: 2023)
• AL Silver Slugger - Outfielders (Ranked: 2022)
• Dominicans
• Dumbo Ears
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 05]
• Goatees
• Hazel Eyes
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at Me, I'm Giving the Peace Sign
• Mustaches
• Profiles 56501-56750 (Ranked: 56576)
• Scarecrows [Tall Thin People]
• Seattle Mariners
• Suave Latinos

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 23 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying