The Resume

(June 2, 1958- )
Raised in Buffalo, NY
Resides in Marietta, Georgia
Birth name is Lawrence Pfohl
Four time US WCW Champion
Youngest player in Canadian Football League at nineteen on Montreal Alouettes
WCW Rookie of the Year (1986)
Wrestles for All Pro
Played for USFL Tampa Bay Bandits and Memphis Showboats
Held on Green Bay Packers injured reserved (1982)
Wrestle under name Narciss

Why he might be annoying:

His name is very close to Superman's arch enemy Lex Luther.
He goes under the presumptuous nickname 'The Total Package.'
His long hairstyle is out of style.
His favorite wrestling hold is called 'The human torture rack.'
He was arrested for hitting his live-in girlfriend Miss Elizabeth (March 2003).
He was arrested on drug charges the day Miss Elizabeth died (May 1, 2003).
He plead guilty to illegal steroid possession (February 2005).
He was arrested for DWI.
He is a deadbeat dad.
He was jailed for two weeks on outstanding warrents (December 6, 2005).

Why he might not be annoying:

He owns a gym with wrestling colleague Sting.
He is a founding members of the Sports Medicine Council (1995).
He talks out against the illegal use of steroids.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Butter Faces [Male]
• Double L Initials
• Football Players
• Green Bay Packers
• Hulk Hogan Beat Me to Win the WWF/WCW/WWE World Title (Ranked: 1997)
• I Lost at Wrestlemania X [March 20, 1994]
• I Played in the Canadian Football League
• I Portrayed a Super Hero
• I Reportedly Juiced
• I was Arrested for DUI/DWI
• I was Escorted Off an Airplane
• I was Involved in a Motorcycle Accident
• I Won at Wrestlemania IX [April 4, 1993]
• I Won at Wrestlemania XI [April 2, 1995]
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Super Hero Suit
• Look at My Cape
• Managed by Bobby Heenan
• Members of the NWO
• Members of Wrestling's Four Horsemen
• My Mug Shot is on The Smoking Gun
• Pro Wrestlers [Male]
• Profiles 4251-4500 (Ranked: 4356)
• PWI Comeback Wrestler of the Year (Ranked: 1993)
• PWI Feud of the Year (Ranked: 1988)
• PWI Feud of the Year (Ranked: 1990)
• PWI Most Popular Wrestler of the Year (Ranked: 1993)
• PWI Rookie of the Year (Ranked: 1986)
• PWI Top 50 Wrestlers [2003] (Ranked: 17)
• PWI Wrestler of the Year (Ranked: 1997)
• PWI Wrestler of the Year [Runner up] (Ranked: 1991)
• PWI Wrestling 500 [Runner Up] (Ranked: 1991)
• PWI's Match of the Year (Ranked: 1991)
• Total Wrestling Magazine's 100 Greatest Heels of All-Time (Ranked: 52)
• WCW Heavyweight Champs
• WCW Tag Team Champs
• WCW Triple Crown
• WCW TV Champs
• WCW U.S. Champs
• Wife Beaters and Alleged Domestic Abusers
• Wrestling Announcers
• WWE Royal Rumble Winners (Ranked: 1994)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 21 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 56 Votes: 46.43% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 67 Votes: 41.79% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 53 Votes: 52.83% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 69 Votes: 72.46% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 45 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 50 Votes: 66.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 56 Votes: 69.64% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 46 Votes: 76.09% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 156 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 202 Votes: 73.27% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 411 Votes: 69.34% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 707 Votes: 55.59% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1320 Votes: 67.73% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1744 Votes: 78.84% Annoying