The Resume

(circa 1956- )
Resided in Irvine, California
Suffers from porphyria cutanea tarda (PCT), which can damage skin with exposure to any level of sunlight
Nicknamed the ‘Illustrated Lady'
Appeared on Ripley's Believe It or Not (2001) and Larry King Live (2002)

Why she might be annoying:

Her entire body is covered in tattoos.
Initially she did it to cover her skin disease; it soon blossomed into a full-fledged addiction.
She cannot have laser surgery because it damage her skin.
The ink on her tattoos needs to be as heavy as possible; the thinner, the greater the risk.

Why she might not be annoying:

She found a practical use for tattoos: to protect her skin from boils and scars (but she managed to get some, anyway).
Most of her tattoos are based on images from television and film as well as events and people in her own life.
She had no interest in getting into the Guinness Book of World Records.
She ran a bakery business.
She was a keyboardist, lead vocalist, and songwriter for a local band.

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Animal Names
• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 02]
• Look at Me, I'm Holding My Breasts
• Look at Me, I'm Naked
• Look at My Face Paint
• Profiles 18501-18750 (Ranked: 18649)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 65 Votes: 36.92% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 27 Votes: 37.04% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 26 Votes: 57.69% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 35 Votes: 62.86% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 32 Votes: 59.38% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 102 Votes: 65.69% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 122 Votes: 54.92% Annoying