The Resume

(circa 1740 BC-circa 1639)
Resided in Egypt
Appears in the Book of Genesis
Son of Jacob and Rachel
Grandson of Isaac and Rebekah
Great-grandson of Abraham
Vizier to the Egyptian Pharoah (Circa 1600 B.C.)
Also known as ‘Yosef' or ‘Zaphnath-paaneah'

Why he might be annoying:

He claimed to be psychic.
He was spoiled by his father.
He was a fancy-boy who swanked around in a ‘pimp-tastic' coat.
According to rabbinical tradition, he was born circumcised.
He inspired the campy Andrew Lloyd Webber musical ‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.'
Donny Osmond portrayed him.

Why he might not be annoying:

His brothers faked his death and sold him as a slave.
He was sexually harassed by the wife of his boss.
When he refused, she told his boss he raped her, and he went to jail.
Despite his low status and questionable criminal record, he became second banana to the Pharoah of Egypt.
He forgave his brothers.
Dolly Parton wrote a famous song about him.
Andrew Lloyd Webber wisely went with ‘Joseph' instead of one of his other names (‘Zaphnath-paaneah and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat' would be a mouthful).
See also: 12 Tribes of Israel, Tribe of Reuben, Tribe of Simeon, Tribe of Levi, Tribe of Judah, Tribe of Dan, Tribe of Naphtali, Tribe of Gad, Tribe of Asher, Tribe of Issachar, Tribe of Zebulun, Tribe of Joseph, Tribe of Benjamin, Tribe of Manasseh, Tribe of Ephraim, Dinah, Leah, Rachel, Bilhah, Zilpah, Jacob, Abraham, Israel, Jews and God
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Credit: Wieland Kalligaro

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 12 Tribes of Israel
• Ancient Times
• Ancient Times: Middle East
• Fashion Role Models
• I am Egyptian
• I Am in the Bible
• I am in the Koran
• I Am in the Old Testament
• I Inspired a Musical
• I Lived to 100 (Ranked: 110)
• I Portrayed Joseph (from ‘Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat’)
• I was a Slave
• I was Falsely Reported Dead
• I'm Remembered in a Tribute Song
• Known By a Single Name
• Look at Me, I'm Dressed Like a Pimp
• Look at Me, I'm with Donny Osmond
• Men who Dress like Pimps
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 266)
• Profiles 17501-17750 (Ranked: 17573)
• Religious Icons
• Sabras - I am Israeli
• Sissies
• Wieland Kalligaro's Profiles [Series 8]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 14 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 18 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 24 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 57 Votes: 50.88% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 24 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 91 Votes: 50.55% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 65 Votes: 58.46% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 68 Votes: 45.59% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 92 Votes: 44.57% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 231 Votes: 44.16% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 129 Votes: 60.47% Annoying