The Resume

(March 29, 1976- )
Olympic Gold Medalist for the United States (1992)
Won the Australian Open (2001, 2002) and French Open (2001)
Ranked #1 female tennis player (2001)

Why she might be annoying:

She cried during a press conference at the 1999 US Open when reporters asked questions about her past.
She shoplifted in Florida.
She was arrested for possession of marijuana (May 16, 1994).
She and Serena Williams destroyed the US Olympics chances by both pulling out with injuries, too late to allow the U.S. to substitute replacements (2004).

Why she might not be annoying:

During a 1999 US Open practice, she forgot to put anything on under her skirt.
After a long lay off she made a successful comeback.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 10th Annual Junior Cotillions' Ten Best Mannered People [2001] (Ranked: 10)
• 2008 Least Annoying 301-400 (Ranked: 394)
• Ace Magazine's 10 Sexiest Female Tennis Stars [2005] (Ranked: 10)
• American Express Advertisers
• Associated Press Female Athlete of the Year (Ranked: 2001)
• Athletes in Trouble
• Bruce's List of Hottest Women [2003] (Ranked: 17)
• Cornrows and Dreadlocks
• Damaged Women
• ESPY's Best Comeback Athlete (Ranked: 2002)
• FHM's 50 Most Eligible Women [May 2003] (Ranked: 21)
• Forbes' Celebrity 100 Power Ranking [2002] (Ranked: 70)
• Horse Faces
• I Did Not Graduate High School [C-E]
• I Was Tennis' #1 in the World
• I Won a Tennis Major
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Lycos' Top 12 Jennifer Searches [June 2001] (Ranked: 3)
• Lycos' Top 20 Athlete Searches [2001] (Ranked: 18)
• Mivvi Luxury Ice Cream Lollies Sexiest Female Tennis Players of All Time [2009] (Ranked: 9)
• My Middle Name is Mary/Marie/Maria
• My Mug Shot is on The Smoking Gun
• Overbites
• Profiles 1-250 (Ranked: 144)
• Shoplifters and Alleged Shoplifters
• Sploshers [Overweight Women]
• Tennis Hall of Famers (Ranked: 2012)
• Tennis Magazine's 40 Greatest Players of the Tennis Era [2005] (Ranked: 36)
• Tennis Stars
• Yahoo!'s Top 10 Jennifer Searches [2003] (Ranked: 9)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 127 Votes: 42.52% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 93 Votes: 46.24% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 40 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 85 Votes: 42.35% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 36 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 112 Votes: 48.21% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 25 Votes: 68.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 29 Votes: 51.72% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 253 Votes: 54.94% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 89 Votes: 47.19% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 217 Votes: 44.24% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 331 Votes: 35.65% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 606 Votes: 31.68% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 184 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 302 Votes: 56.95% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 2771 Votes: 67.81% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 1762 Votes: 47.16% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 2656 Votes: 46.72% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 5529 Votes: 36.75% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 6008 Votes: 52.28% Annoying