The Resume

(March 27, 1967- )
35½-23½-35½
Birth name is Miriam Soto
Starred in 'That Summer in LA (2000),' 'Island of the Dead (2000),' 'Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997),' 'Vampirella (1996),' 'Spy Hard (1996),' 'Mortal Kombat (1995),' 'Don Juan DeMarco (1995),' 'Hostage (1992),' 'Mambo Kings, The (1992),' 'License to Kill (1989)' and 'Spike of Bensonhurst (1988)'

Why she might be annoying:

She was divorced after three years.
The Click modeling agency changed her name to Lisa.
She kept hearing them tell the secretary 'Tell Lisa' this and 'Tell Lisa' that, she liked the way it sounded and changed her name to Talisa.
She said in school, she was too skinny and ugly to have a boyfriend, yet she was a model at fifteen.
She refused to pose for Playboy, saying she hates those magazines.

Why she might not be annoying:

She is ranked #55 (1995) in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women of the year.
She, ranked #58 (2002) in Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women.
She is ranked in People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People in the World (1990).
She ranked #12 in Celebrity Sleuth 25 Sexiest Women of 1994.
She turned down a role to live on an Israeli Kibbutz.
She is married to Benjamin Bratt (April, 2002).

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Actresses Appearing in James Bond Movies
• Amazon Women
• Born in Brooklyn, New York
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [March] (Ranked: 3271967)
• Celebrity Sleuth's 25 Sexiest [1994] (Ranked: 12)
• E!'s 25 Sexiest Women in Entertainment [2002] (Ranked: 17)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [1995] (Ranked: 55)
• FHM's Sexiest James Bond Girls [July 2008] (Ranked: 9)
• Hot Latinas
• I am Puerto Rican
• I Became a Mom in 2002
• I Became a Mom in 2005
• I Married in 2002
• I Named My Daughter Sophia
• I Portrayed a Vampire
• I Portrayed a Video Game Character
• I Turned Down Playboy
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2002] (Ranked: 58)
• Mortal Kombat [Series]
• People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People [1990]
• Profiles 3001-3250 (Ranked: 3230)
• Shotgun Brides [Knocked Up at the Altar]
• Spike/TNN 100 Most Irresistible Women [2003] (Ranked: 61)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 29 Votes: 3.45% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 116 Votes: 48.28% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 14 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 25 Votes: 56.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 40.91% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 29 Votes: 51.72% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 91 Votes: 43.96% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 317 Votes: 58.68% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 226 Votes: 45.13% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 292 Votes: 51.03% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 671 Votes: 48.73% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1640 Votes: 57.26% Annoying