The Resume

(December 1, 1977- )
Spokesman for 'Subway'
Began his self created Subway diet (March 1998)

Why he might be annoying:

He weighed 425 lbs at 20 years old.
Although Subway publicizes Jared's Subway diet, they actually advise to use a balanced diet instead.
A competitor, Sheetz Convience, ran a comercial of a man sitting in a dark hotel enjoying one of their subs. The camera pulls out of the hotel to show a car with the license Jared-1.
He plead guilty to possession of child pornography and paying for sex with minors (August 2015).

Why he might not be annoying:

He lost 235 lbs by just eating Subway (yeah! right!).
Saturday Night Live did a parody of his commercial.
Jerry Seinfeld used his commercial as part of comedic routine.
He graudated Indiana University.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2015 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 73)
• 2021 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 22)
• Adam Sandler's 'Chanukah Songs' References
• Alleged Kid Lovers
• Annoyatorium's Most Annoying [2015] (Ranked: 5)
• Annoyatorium's Most Annoying of the 2010's (Ranked: 70)
• Asa the Comic Parodied My Video
• Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2007] (Ranked: 20)
• Celebrity Indiana Pacer Fans
• Charlamagne Tha God Named Me Donkey of the Day
• Community - Guest Stars
• Diet Tips from Fat People
• I Attended Indiana University [Bloomington]
• I Lost a Lot of Weight
• I Made a Perverted Ass Out of Myself
• I Portrayed My Own Doppelganger
• Jack Magic’s Bitch of the Day
• Jimmy Fallon Impersonations
• Look at Me, I Don't Have a Neck
• Look at Me, I'm in the Kitchen
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught Eating
• Mad Magazine's 20 Dumbest People, Things, and Events of 2015 (Ranked: 15)
• More Chins than are in a Chinese Phone Book
• My Private Phone Call Was Made Public
• Profiles 1251-1500 (Ranked: 1334)
• Restaurant Chains
• Sandwich Advertisers
• Satirized on South Park
• Sharknado [Film Series]
• Subway Spokespeople
• Super Size Me References
• USA Today Pop Candy's 100 People of the Year [2001] (Ranked: 72)
• VH-1's BSTV
• VH-1's I Love the New Millennium Commentators

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 72 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 357 Votes: 60.78% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 358 Votes: 57.54% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 210 Votes: 48.10% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1273 Votes: 65.12% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 54 Votes: 53.70% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 170 Votes: 60.59% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 59 Votes: 67.80% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 75 Votes: 85.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 666 Votes: 69.07% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 29 Votes: 65.52% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 24 Votes: 70.83% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 61 Votes: 63.93% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 42 Votes: 73.81% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 68 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 693 Votes: 76.77% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 505 Votes: 46.14% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 444 Votes: 69.37% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 575 Votes: 70.09% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1205 Votes: 70.04% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2648 Votes: 76.77% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 5392 Votes: 64.74% Annoying