The Resume

(April 26, 1996- )
Born in Columbus, Ohio
Drafted 17th overall by the Seattle Mariners in the 2017 Major League Baseball Draft
First baseman for the Seattle Mariners
AL Gold Glove Award winner (2020)

Why he might be annoying:

His nickname is 'The Unicorn.'
His middle name is McKee.
Some baseball pundits felt he got rushed into the Mariners lineup way too soon.
He suffered a hip flexor, which caused him to miss the remainder of the 2021 season.
The injury caused him to lose his starting spot at first base and moved into the outfield the following season.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is left handed.
He holds the distinction of being the first rookie to earn a Gold Glove Award at the first base position.
He played his college baseball at the University of Kentucky.
He joined Ichiro as the second rookie in Mariners franchise history to win the Gold Glove Award.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AL Golden Glove Winners - First Basemen (Ranked: 2020)
• Baseball Players
• Black and White
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 01]
• I am Left Handed - Male [Q-Z]
• I Attended University of Kentucky
• I Married in 2019
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Look at My Balls
• Profiles 53501-53750 (Ranked: 53719)
• Seattle Mariners

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying