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Dallas, Texas

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The Resume

Why Dallas, Texas might be annoying:

    The mother of all grassy knoll fueled conspiracies: the JFK assassination (November 22, 1963).
    Some say 'Dallas/Ft. Worth' which pisses both city's residents off to no end.
    Its terrain is incredibly flat.
    It was home to Bonnie & Clyde and it's where they're buried.
    Credit cards (and the huge interest rates that go with them) Mastercard/Visa originated here.
    So naturally, it has the most shopping centers per capita in the U.S.
    The Dallas Cowboys have lost 3 Superbowls, all in Miami.
    So much for backyard BBQ. It has more restaurants and dine-out patrons per capita than any other U.S. city.
    It's where a local school teacher created (1987) and filmed 'Barney & Friends' (1992-2002).
    The crime rate has been ranked first in the country's largest cities (1 million+ population) from 1998 to 2003.

Why Dallas, Texas might not be annoying:

    The Southland Ice Company opened the world's first convenience store here, eventually to become 7-Eleven (1927).
    The world's first integrated circuit was created by a Texas Instruments' scientist here (September 1958).
    It has many computer and telecom companies, earning the nicknames 'Texas' Silicon Valley' and 'Silicon Prairie.'
    Architects who have designed buildings for its cityscape include Frank Lloyd Wright and I. M. Pei.
    It's home to the world's most famous cheerleaders.
    The Dallas Cowboys have won 5 Superbowls.
    It has the most watched PBS station in the U.S. and was first to air Monty Python and other British comedies.
    The Public Library has the largest Children's library center in the U.S..
    Debbie (Bambi Woods) does it.

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 82 Votes: 54.88% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 108 Votes: 52.78% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 14.29% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 124 Votes: 53.23% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 64 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 59 Votes: 47.46% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 202 Votes: 66.83% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 62 Votes: 48.39% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 27 Votes: 51.85% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 53 Votes: 45.28% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 316 Votes: 76.58% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 278 Votes: 59.35% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 326 Votes: 61.96% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 309 Votes: 67.31% Annoying