The Resume

(September 22, 1982- )
Recorded 'Walk Of Life,' 'Misfocusing,' 'Ring My Bell' and 'Because of You'
Youngest (15) female solo artist to debut at number one on the UK charts (Because We Want To)
Possibly starring in the movie 'Tabloid'

Why she might be annoying:

She passed out at a bar after drinking a lot and claimed that she tripped over her hand bag.
Her millionaire fiance, Chris Evans, is 16 years older than her, which is almost twice her age.
Rumors emerged that she collapsed from a drug overdose.
Her middle name is 'Paul.'

Why she might not be annoying:

A woman threatened to kill her by means of decapitation, dismemberment, burning and shooting, and threatened her parents with a `bullet through the head' because Piper gave her a `sly, dirty look.' (2001)
She wears outfits that occasionally expose her breasts.
She ranked #56 in 1999, #86 in 2000 and #48 in 2001 in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BBC Faces of the Year - Female [2005]
• BBC Faces of the Year - Female [2006]
• Bee Stung Lips
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [September] (Ranked: 9221982)
• Doctor Who
• Females Pied [M-Z]
• FHM-Australia's 100 Sexiest Women [2000] (Ranked: 55)
• FHM-Australia's 100 Sexiest Women [2001] (Ranked: 76)
• FHM-Australia's 100 Sexiest Women [2006] (Ranked: 91)
• FHM-Portugal's 100 Sexiest Women [2006] (Ranked: 59)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [1999] (Ranked: 56)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2000] (Ranked: 86)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2001] (Ranked: 48)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2003] (Ranked: 95)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2005] (Ranked: 62)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2006] (Ranked: 11)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2007] (Ranked: 46)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2008] (Ranked: 94)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2009] (Ranked: 92)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2010] (Ranked: 99)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2011] (Ranked: 72)
• FHM-Spain's 100 Sexiest Women [2006] (Ranked: 86)
• GQ's Men of the Year [2006]
• I Covered 'Last Christmas'
• I Have Eating Disorders [Bulimia/Anorexia]
• I Married in 2001
• I Married in 2007
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands on My Hips
• MSN Hotlist - Top 100 Most Searched for Women [2007] (Ranked: 35)
• MSN Hotlist - Top 100 Most Searched for Women [2008] (Ranked: 34)
• My Name is U.S. Currency
• My Spouse is at Least Ten Years Older than Me
• Nuts Magazine's 100 Sexiest Babes Ever [January 2009] (Ranked: 96)
• Photographed Panty-less in Public [Upskirt]
• Profiles 1001-1250 (Ranked: 1169)
• Sourpuss Faces
• We Got Married on New Year's Eve [December 31st] (Ranked: 2007)
• We Married at the Little Church in the West in Las Vegas
• We Married in Las Vegas

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 12 Votes: 8.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 20 Votes: 35.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 61 Votes: 42.62% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 30 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 73 Votes: 61.64% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 58 Votes: 63.79% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 76 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 206 Votes: 63.59% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 53 Votes: 64.15% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 51 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 55.93% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 71 Votes: 53.52% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 91 Votes: 49.45% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 173 Votes: 44.51% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 206 Votes: 44.17% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 313 Votes: 65.81% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 350 Votes: 65.71% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 964 Votes: 52.07% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 3245 Votes: 52.70% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 4477 Votes: 59.79% Annoying