The Resume

(September 19, 1979- )
Full name is Alison Marion Lohman
Starred in White Oleander, Matchstick Men and Big Fish

Why she might be annoying:

The characters she plays are usually moody and troubled teens.
She admits that she cries herself out of traffic tickets.
She has bushy eyebrows.
She turned down a scholarship to N.Y.U. in favor of an acting career.

Why she might not be annoying:

She's an underrated actress.
She performed as a solo vocalist for Frank Sinatra, Bob Hope, and the Desert Symphony.

Credit: Vereenyce

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Buddy! Dude! Man! Guy!
• Bushy Eyebrows
• I am an Angelino [Residents of Los Angeles]
• I Portrayed a Con Artist
• Little People [5'3 and Shorter] - Female L-Z
• Nuts Magazine's Top 100 Topless Movie Babes [February 15-21, 2008] (Ranked: 2)
• Profiles 10001-10250 (Ranked: 10085)
• Ridley Scott Films
• Uncle Scoopy's Top 20 Celebrity Nude Scenes [2005] (Ranked: 10)
• USA Today Pop Candy's 100 People of the Year [2003] (Ranked: 87)
• Vereenyce's Profiles

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 27 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 125 Votes: 48.80% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 29 Votes: 41.38% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 60 Votes: 43.33% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 213 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 134 Votes: 45.52% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 160 Votes: 49.38% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 260 Votes: 45.77% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 690 Votes: 41.16% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 95 Votes: 25.26% Annoying