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Jason Connery

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Actor

The Resume

    (January 11, 1963- )
    Born in Marylebone, London, United Kingdom
    Birth name is Jason Joseph Connery
    Son of Diane Cilento and Sean Connery
    Formerly married to actress, Mia Sara
    Played the lead role in the 1980s TV Series, 'Robin of Sherwood'
    Acted in 'Lords of Discipline,' 'The Boy Who Had Everything,' 'Dream One,' 'Puss in Boots,' 'Bye Bye Baby,' 'Lenin: The Sealed Train,' 'Casablanca Express,' 'Bullet to Beijing,' 'Spymaker: The Secret Life of Ian Fleming,' 'Tank Mailing,' 'Midnight in St. Petersburg,' 'Macbeth,' 'Shanghai Noon,' 'Wishmaster III,' 'Requiem,' 'Hoboken Hollow,' 'The Thirst,' 'Night Skies,' 'Brotherhood of Blood,' 'Chinaman's Chance,' 'Alone in the Dark,' 'La Linea,' and 'Ice 44'

Why he might be annoying:

    He is divorced.
    He lives in his father's shadow and has never duplicated his success, with a career relegated to television.
    He admits to fainting at the very sight of blood.
    He was upstaged by Christopher Walken playing a talking cat in 'Puss in Boots.'
    He played a talking Scottish Terrier in the direct-to-video 'The Search for Santa Paws.'
    His directorial debut, 'Pandemic,' was a disaster which flopped critically and commercially.
    He has attested to wearing a half-pair of underpants when filming nude scenes to give the illusion of being completely naked.
    He has also attested to the underpants frequently slipping off as he stood up during the filming of 'Puss in Boots' and 'La Venexiana,' and smiling.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He made a career for himself without the help of nepotism and doesn't coast on his father's celebrity.
    He received a half-scholarship for swimming at Somerset.
    He held the under-16 freestyle record for the south of England
    He allegedly offered to change his last name when his father implied he was only going into acting because his 'name was Connery' (his father allegedly replied 'if you do, I'll fucking kill you!')
    He defended his father against accusations of being a 'tyrant' of a father, and shot down rumors that he had been cut off from his father's fortune calling them 'outrageous and hurtful lies and fabrications.'
    He was caught in the middle during his parent's bitter post-divorce feud which lasted roughly thirty years.
    He portrayed Ian Fleming, the man responsible for his father's superstardom, in 'Spymaker.'

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 267 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 97 Votes: 55.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 116 Votes: 46.55% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 36 Votes: 91.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 23 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying