The Resume

(May 10, 1961- )
Attended the University of Missouri
Recorded with Tool 'Opiate,' 'Undertow,' 'Aenemia,' 'Salival' and 'Lateralus'

Why he might be annoying:

His father was allegedly into the occult.
He constantly surrounds himself with occult imagery.
He admitted to being obsessed with the occult.
He enjoys surfing eBay for 1st edition Aleister Crowley books.
He lists Ringo Starr as an influence.

Why he might not be annoying:

He learned how to play the drums at the age of 12.
He stands at 6'5.
He lists John Bonham as an influence.
He was offered many college scholarships for his skills in basketball, but declined them because he wanted to study music full-time.
He studied music at the University of Missouri for a little over three years.
He is good friends with Tom Morello, who introduced him to Adam Jones, guitarist of Tool.
His ability to play drums is among the best when compared to his 1990's heavy metal peers.
He enjoys playing acoustic drums.
He has his own website where he goes into great deal about drumming equipment.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AC/DC
• Coachella [Performers] (Ranked: 2006)
• Coachella [Performers] (Ranked: 1999)
• Drummers
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 5]
• I Married in 1997
• I Performed At The Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert [September 27, 2022]
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing Headphones
• Look at My Drums
• Musicians You Should Fear
• Profiles 10501-10750 (Ranked: 10569)
• Tool
• Vehicle Names

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 22 Votes: 18.18% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 23 Votes: 56.52% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 33 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 81 Votes: 70.37% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 108 Votes: 43.52% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 204 Votes: 51.96% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 224 Votes: 54.46% Annoying