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Desmond Morris

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The Resume

    (January 24, 1928- )
    Wrote ‘Curious Creatures (1961),' ‘The Naked Ape (1967),' ‘The Human Zoo (1969),' ‘Manwatching (1977),' ‘Soccer Tribe (1981),' ‘The Human Animal (1994)' and ‘The Naked Woman (2004)'
    Worked on television programs ‘The World of Animals (1956),' ‘Zoo Challenge (1965),' ‘Manwatching (1977),' ‘The Human Race (1982),' ‘The Animal Roadshow (1987)' and ‘The Human Sexes (1997)'

Why he might be annoying:

    His doctoral thesis was called ‘Reproductive Behavior of the Ten-spined Stickleback.'
    His bestselling ‘The Naked Ape' angered many by describing human behavior from a strictly zoological perspective.
    He said, ‘Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.'
    He believes apes can paint and has held exhibitions of their art.
    He excused Albert Einstein's infidelities by arguing that geniuses are always unfaithful.

Why he might not be annoying:

    His books and TV shows popularized zoology with the general public.
    Some churches burned copies of ‘The Naked Ape' because of its direct treatment of sex.
    In ‘The Naked Woman' he claims that women have a U and an A-Spot as well as a G-Spot.
    When in his 70's he traveled around the world twice to do research.
    He has been married to the same woman for over 50 years.
    He is an accomplished surrealist painter.

Credit: Georgina


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 18 Votes: 94.44% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 129 Votes: 48.84% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 12 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 26 Votes: 57.69% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 26 Votes: 42.31% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 33 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 52 Votes: 55.77% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 122 Votes: 45.90% Annoying