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Alfie Patten

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The Resume

    (circa 1994- )
    Resides in Eastebourne, East Sussex, England
    Inaccurately reported as being the father of Maisie Roxanne (born February 2009) at only 13 years old (winter 2009)

Why he might be annoying:

    Although his reported age was 13 at the time of Maisie's birth, he looked no older than eight years old.
    Her admitted to having unprotected sex with his girlfriend Chantelle.
    His girlfriend Chantelle is two years older than him.
    News of his becoming a father arrived on the heels of the Nadya Suleman story, inviting shocked reactions from both residents of the United Kingdom and the United States.

Why he might not be annoying:

    A DNA test finally revealed he was NOT the father of baby Maisie (March 26, 2009).
    Authorities administered the DNA test after a few other teenage boys claimed to be the baby's father.
    At the time he believed he was the father, he said he was willing to take care of the baby girl.
    His story brings attention to issue of England having the highest rate of teen pregnancies in Western Europe.
    The actual youngest known father in Great Britain is 12 years old.
    His parents are separated.

Credit: Battyx3


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 91.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 27 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 86.36% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 86.36% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 81 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 38 Votes: 73.68% Annoying