The Resume

(May 2, 1985- )
Born in West Palm Beach, Florida
Catcher/first Baseman for the Atlanta Braves (2007), Texas Rangers (2007-2010) and Boston Red Sox

Why he might be annoying:

He has the longest surname in Major League Baseball history.
His surname is extremely hard to spell.
He is a switch hitter.
He was traded midway through his rookie season.
He married one of his high school teachers, who is 10 years older than him.

Why he might not be annoying:

He made the majors from AA.
He was considered a top prospect by baseball pundits.
He is a versatile player.
He is of Italian ancestry.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Atlanta Braves
• Baseball Players
• Boston Red Sox
• I Became a Dad in 2006
• I Love Older Women
• I Married in 2005
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 7)
• Long Names
• My Spouse is at Least Ten Years Older than Me
• Profiles 20751-21000 (Ranked: 20995)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 08]
• Texas Rangers

Year In Review:

In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 59 Votes: 38.98% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 55 Votes: 70.91% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 65 Votes: 73.85% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 39 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 26 Votes: 69.23% Annoying