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Dana Lambert

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

Why she might be annoying:

    That huge tattoo on her left shoulder… and the small one just above her belly.
    She claims never to have been in the water her whole life.
    Asked what personal effects she would bring to the game, she answered tweezers — so she wouldn’t always look like she was wearing a headband!
    When asked about her favorite Survivor moment ever, her choice was Jenna and Heidi stripping for peanut butter and chocolate.
    There is a piercing on the left side of her lower lip.
    While she was throwing up in another part of the camp, Jonathan looked at her as being 47 pounds and ‘as big as my finger.’
    Her departure was technically a quit, not a med-evac as the doctor said she would be fit to continue playing after her pain subsided.
    She withdrew from the contest having never been to a Tribal Council — and worried that 12 hours would not be enough recovery time in the context of the game.
    Her removal from the game, plus Dawson’s elimination, put the Kalabaw tribe at a two-person disadvantage.

Why she might not be annoying:

    At least she’s honest about her single claim to fame: her blonde spiky hair (that and being inP!nk’s age range).
    She considers Helen Keller her inspiration.
    She dislikes slow-moving people.
    Especially as she lives in a region not known for being hospitable to same-sex relationships, she doesn’t care that people know she’s a lesbian.
    Having caught Jonathan snooping around for the hidden immunity idol, she noticed the emblem missing from the lid of the rice basket… and set the ball rolling for the discovery made by Jeff K.
    While the ‘democracy’ of Kalabaw males were off discussing an all-male alliance, she floated the idea of starting an all-female alliance (spoiled by a combination of her own stomach pains and Denise’s arrival).
    Jonathan said that her departure was a loss to the Kabalaw tribe as she was a tough physical player and a bigger tribe asset than Katie and Dawson.
    Fortunately, she did not get into any visible arguments with Jeff K over their diametrically opposed same-sex views.

Credit: Cool It All Right? & Battyx3


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 267 Votes: 47.19% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 84 Votes: 47.62% Annoying