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Chelsea Meissner

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

Why she might be annoying:

    What is it with Survivor and medical (or pharmaceutical) sales reps?
    ‘I haven’t seen any country girls who have a strong redneck side that are strong competitors.’ (Twila ring any bells?)
    She loves golf and wakeboarding.
    Her sixth-birthday present? A Machete.
    Who wears black cowboy boots with a bikini top and denim skirt for their publicity snapshot?
    She has breast implants.
    Asked the toughest thing about being on Survivor, she answered, ‘Living with women. I have two roommates at home, and they’re enough to keep up with. Even with jobs I’ve had, I make sure that I’m not gonna be in an office with all women because it would drive me up the wall.’
    She declined Jonas’ offer to share the fish he would catch if the Salani women loaned the Manono men their boat and fish net.
    She admitted being torn in voting Michael or Jay out as she said that she looked into their eyes telling them that they were safe with her.
    As the key member of her alliance, she presented a tough challenge to Kim by nearly blowing some of their voting plans.

Why she might not be annoying:

    Thankfully, she considers herself to be like no Survivor player.
    She is an accomplished equestrian, with a state title to her name.
    Her mother is her inspiration, for raising two children alone and surviving Lyme’s.
    She resembles actress Christine Taylor (or Christine Taylor-Stiller, Ben Stiller’s wife).
    According to Jeff, she ‘was born to play Survivor… smart, attractive, physically fit, comfortable hunting and fishing (according to her, better in the water than on land).’
    And she wound up catching two chickens on the first day, leading to a standoff with the Manono (‘don’t mess with the country girl’).
    She was the only contestant Kim told about her hidden immunity idol.
    She assumed that Tarzan’s talk about plastic surgery was a reference to her tits.
    She scored the opening prize at the Survivor auction – three doughnuts and an iced coffee – for $160.

Credit: Cool It All Right? & Battyx3


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 13 Votes: 23.08% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 24 Votes: 45.83% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 19 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 45 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 308 Votes: 38.31% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 341 Votes: 48.39% Annoying