The Resume

( -circa 800 BC)
Born in Abel-Meholah (located in biblical Israel)
Old Testament prophet appearing in the Books of Kings
Successor to the prophet Elijah
Venerated by Catholics, Lutherans and some Orthodox churches
Also recognized as a prophet by Islam

Why he might be annoying:

He asked for twice the miracle working power of Elijah.
When 42 children called him 'baldy,' he sicced two female bears on them.
He also asked God to blind his enemies.
These stories embarrass modern liberal believers.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was Israel’s official prophet for 60 years.
He used salt to restore Jericho's undrinkable water and infertile soil.
He saved many from drought and famine.
The 42 children may have actually been a gang of thuggish young men.
He could raise the dead (even after he himself had passed on).

Credit: Georgina

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Alta Cockers
• Ancient Times
• Ancient Times: Middle East
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• Georgina/Devil Doll's Profiles [Series 3]
• God Spoke to Me
• I Am in the Bible
• I am in the Koran
• I Am in the Old Testament
• Look at Me, My Picture Is Art
• Look at My Speech or Thought Balloon
• Profiles 24751-25000 (Ranked: 24846)
• Short Fuses

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 61 Votes: 67.21% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 36 Votes: 38.89% Annoying