The Resume

(April 12, 1978- )
Bassist for Coldplay

Why he might be annoying:

He smokes.
He is a big fan of Captain America and Space Invaders.
He is known as the ‘dark horse' of the band, because he is the quietest.
He studied architecture but stopped to focus on Coldplay.
He has an infatuation with gadgets.
He was in a band in high school called ‘Time Out.'

Why he might not be annoying:

He is left handed.
He has been playing bass since he was 13.
He jogs around venues past Coldplay fans, before a show begins.
Along with the bass, he can play drums.

Credit: Orange Squirrel

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bassists
• Buddy! Dude! Man! Guy!
• Coachella [Performers] (Ranked: 2005)
• Drummers
• Fruity Names
• Grammy for Song of the Year (Ranked: 2009)
• Guys and Dolls
• I am Left Handed - Male [A-G]
• I am Scottish
• I Probably Banged Lindsay Lohan
• Orange Squirrel's Profiles [Series 1]
• Profiles 17751-18000 (Ranked: 17915)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 36 Votes: 8.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 78.95% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 20 Votes: 15.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 15 Votes: 6.67% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 35.29% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 21 Votes: 23.81% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 38.10% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 25 Votes: 32.00% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 31 Votes: 61.29% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 29 Votes: 55.17% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 44 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 79 Votes: 56.96% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 147 Votes: 52.38% Annoying