The Resume

(January 26, 1966-February 17, 2007)
Birth name is Michael Alfonso
Former WWF Hardcore Champion
Former ECW World Heavyweight and Tag Team Champion (with Raven)
Nicknames include 'The 80's Guy' and 'The Career Killer'
Committed suicide at 40

Why he might be annoying:

His ring name was not very creative.
His finishing move was called 'Awesomebomb.'
He had a cult following in Japan's FMW corporation.
He had a mullet.
He didn't make the football team as a teen, yet now he is 6'6 and 292 pounds.
He had a short and unimpressive run in the WWF.
During an interview, he insulted Masato Tanaka, one of his rivals in ECW, countless times.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was reportedly Hulk Hogan's nephew.
When he entered ECW, they gave him a huge push and he won the World Heavyweight title in a matter of days.
He had a series of memorable matches against Masato Tanaka in ECW.
After ECW's fall, he went back to Japan and went on to win many titles.

Credit: Hmmm

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• ECW Heavyweight Champs
• ECW Tag Team Champs
• Fired by the WWE
• Hmmm's Profiles [Series 1]
• I Committed Suicide
• I Died in 2007 (Ranked: 40)
• I Hosted a Wrestling Talk Show
• Look at Me, I've Got a Wrestling Belt
• Mullets
• Pro Wrestlers [Male]
• Profiles 8501-8750 (Ranked: 8517)
• WWE Hardcore Champs

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 81.25% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 29 Votes: 68.97% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 49 Votes: 69.39% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 51 Votes: 74.51% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 25 Votes: 72.00% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 164 Votes: 65.85% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 153 Votes: 73.86% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 324 Votes: 69.44% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 380 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 362 Votes: 69.89% Annoying