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Samuel Halpern

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The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He doesn't seem to care about his fame.
    He peppers his quotes with f-bombs.
    He likes to walk around his home naked, even when his kids are about to invite friends over.

Why he might not be annoying:

    His hilarious quotes become 'Tweets' on his son's Twitter profile.
    Quotes he made include 'Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time i take a piss,' 'Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants,' 'No presents goddamit. I'm turning 74. I don't need you to commemorate that with a fucking Barnes and Noble gift card' and 'Mom is smarter than you...No? Well, ask yourself this; has mom ever unknowingly had toilet paper hanging out of her ass?...Mom 1. You 0.'
    He is a retired doctor.
    He worked in nuclear medicine.
    His funny quotes make his son's Twitter subscribers laugh uncontrollably.
    A CBS pilot series will have William Shatner playing a character based on him.

Credit: Batty


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 88 Votes: 48.86% Annoying