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Chantelle Steadman

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The Resume

    (circa 1993- )
    Resides in Eastbourne, East Sussex, England
    Gave birth at 15 to a girl named Maisie Roxanne (February 9, 2009)
    Initially named 13-year old boy Alfie Patten as the father of her baby
    Later DNA tests proved Patten was not the baby's father

Why she might be annoying:

    Her boyfriend Alfie looks much younger than his 13 years.
    She said that she had sex with Alfie when she was 14 and he was 12.
    She claimed she was on birth control but forgot to take it.
    At least two other teenage boys came forward claiming they had sex with her and could be the baby's father.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She bears a strange resemblance to Catherine of Aragon (see photo).
    The story behind her daughter's birth brought attention to the issue of teen pregnancy and pre-teen sexual activity.
    Police decided not to prosecute her for statutory rape.
    She did not have to go on 'Maury Povich' to determine that Alfie was not the father of her child.
    Because of her story, Americans learned that 'nappies' is Brits-speak for 'diapers.'

Credit: Battyx3


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 25 Votes: 72.00% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 21 Votes: 80.95% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 60 Votes: 63.33% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 131 Votes: 53.44% Annoying