The Resume

(January 21, 1981- )
Raised in Calgary, Canada
Right Wing/Left Wing for the Atlanta Thrashers (2001-05) and Ottawa Senators (2005- ) #15
2002 Rookie of the Year
2003 All-Star MVP

Why he might be annoying:

He totaled his 2002 Ferrari 360 Modena (worth $200,000) when he struck a pillar at a speed of 80 miles an hour (September 30, 2003).
He broke his jaw, injured his shoulder and knee as a result of the accident.
His passenger (teammate Dan Snyder) was thrown from the car, suffering a severe brain injury that eventually killed him.
He was charged with driving his Ferrari on the wrong side of the road.
He was charged with a felony for reckless driving and released on a $50,000 bond.
If found guilty, he can be sent to jail for 15 years.
He has a gap tooth.
A teammate accidentally knocked one of his teeth out during practice.
In 2002, his Infiniti QX4 rear-ended another vehicle.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was awarded a Calder Memorial Trophy for the 2001-2002 hockey season.
He scored the Atlanta Thrashers team-record of 41 goals in 2002.
He scored 4 goals in the 2003 All-star game.
He is on the cover of the EA SPORTS NHL 2004 video game.
He was known as a team leader before the 2003 accident.

Credit: My Niece Alyse

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Athletes in Trouble
• Atlanta Thrashers
• Calder Trophy Winner (Ranked: 2002)
• EA Sports NHL Covers (Ranked: 2004)
• European Hockey Players
• Hockey News 30 Best Players by Franchise
• I Accidentally Killed Someone
• I Died in My 30s (Ranked: 32)
• I Drive a Ferrari
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 5)
• I was Involved in a Car Accident in 2003
• Ice Hockey Players
• Inferno Names
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Minnesota Wild
• My Niece Alyse's Profiles [Series 2]
• NHL All-Star Game MVPs (Ranked: 2003)
• NHL First All-Star Team - Right Wingers (Ranked: 2007)
• Ottawa Senators
• Profiles 9251-9500 (Ranked: 9437)
• San Jose Sharks
• Team Canada's Men's Olympic Gold Medalists [2010]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 41 Votes: 41.46% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 46 Votes: 65.22% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 83 Votes: 40.96% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 34 Votes: 73.53% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 91 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 119 Votes: 63.87% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 239 Votes: 69.87% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 412 Votes: 54.61% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 272 Votes: 62.13% Annoying