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A. Whitney Brown

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Actor

The Resume

    (July 8, 1952- )
    Appears on 'Saturday Night Live (1986-1991),' 'Tales from the Crypt (1989),' 'I'm Your Man (1992)' and 'The Daily Show (1996)'

Why he might be annoying:

    His name is Alan Whitney, but he prefers the more pretentious A. Whitney.
    He began his working life as a juggler and street huckster with a trained dog.
    He is a vegetarian.
    He said 'I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    He performed at the opening of the San Francisco Comedy Competition in 1976 against Robin Williams, Dana Carvey and Harry Anderson.
    He was the Commentator on 'SNL's Weekend Update.'
    He said 'Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.'

Credit: Skunk Butt


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 22.22% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 40 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 25 Votes: 68.00% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 67 Votes: 62.69% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 32 Votes: 65.62% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 41 Votes: 63.41% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 76 Votes: 69.74% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 90 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 222 Votes: 60.81% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 279 Votes: 68.10% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1376 Votes: 69.77% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 1418 Votes: 63.54% Annoying