The Resume

(December 5, 1968- )
Birth name was Lisa Marie Smith
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Acted in 'Planet of the Apes (2001),' 'Chasing the Dragon (2000),' 'Sleepy Hollow (1999),' 'Tail Lights Fade (1999),' 'Frogs for Snakes (1998),' 'Breast Men (1997),' 'Mars Attacks! (1996),' 'Ed Wood (1994)' and 'Alice (1990)'
Hosts 'Exposure'
Spokes person for Sci-Fi Network
Obsession Girl in Calvin Klein Ad

Why she might be annoying:

She went to Catholic school for eight years.
She takes loads of luggage when she travels.

Why she might not be annoying:

When her mother was pregnant with her at 16, she married her father who was 25.
Her father hid her with different people, while fighting for and winning custody.
She was raised by her father and grandparents.
Her costume in 'Mars Attack' was sewn on her.
She enjoys nude modeling.
She ranked #87 (2002) in Stuff's 102 Sexiest Women.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Barbara Steele Look-alikes
• Calvin Klein Models
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [December] (Ranked: 12051968)
• Celebrity Sleuth's 25 Sexiest [1999] (Ranked: 13)
• Celebrity Sleuth's 50 Best Boobs [Second Set] (Ranked: 6)
• FHM's 50 Most Eligible Women [May 2003] (Ranked: 25)
• I Own an Airstream Trailer
• I Portrayed a Vampire
• Joker Faces/Huge Grins
• Look at Me, I'm Holding My Breasts
• Look at My Ass
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2000] (Ranked: 90)
• My Middle Name is Mary/Marie/Maria
• Planet of the Apes [Series]
• Profiles 3251-3500 (Ranked: 3288)
• Stuff's 102 Sexiest Women [2002] (Ranked: 87)
• Tim Burton's Recasts

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 6 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 82 Votes: 47.56% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 121 Votes: 42.98% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 83 Votes: 65.06% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 29 Votes: 51.72% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 72 Votes: 36.11% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 57 Votes: 45.61% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 74 Votes: 68.92% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 66 Votes: 51.52% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 69 Votes: 56.52% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 173 Votes: 45.66% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 244 Votes: 43.44% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 413 Votes: 44.79% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 463 Votes: 42.33% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1116 Votes: 43.64% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 3166 Votes: 35.25% Annoying