The Resume

(February 12, 1976- )
36-24-34
5'6 120 lbs.
Ex-wife of pitcher Kris Benson (Pittsburgh Pirates and NY Mets)

Why she might be annoying:

While fans waited for an autograph session with Kris, she was having sex with him in a van.
She loves make-up.
She sold her own line of cosmetics called Anna Lisa, but they didn't make anyone look like her.
Despite having three children, she posed seductively and nude.
She was upset that Kris refrained from sex the day he was scheduled to pitch. To remedy this, she had sex with him in the car on their way home from the ball park.
She has her own 2005 calendar.
She was charged with two counts of aggravated assault with a weapon, possession of a firearm during commission of a felony and criminal trespass after threatening Kris Benon with a gun in his home (July 8, 2013).

Why she might not be annoying:

She told Player magazine 'We like videotaping ourselves while having sex. It's a lot of fun making sex tapes.'
Along with her husband they formed Benson's Battalion, a charity that helps fight terrorism.
She engages in phone sex with her husband when he is away from home.
She posed topless in Penthouse and Femme Fatales.
Her goal is to have sex in every city Kris plays in. She has had sex inside Three Rivers Stadium.
Whats her favorite food? 'well, just about anything edible!' (isn't she perfect?!).
Her favorite movies range from 'A Clockwork Orange' to 'Star Wars' and 'Sixteen Candles' to 'The Godfather.'
She does pilates.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2008 Least Annoying 501-600 (Ranked: 561)
• Bruce's List of Hottest Women [2005] (Ranked: 26)
• Co-ed Magazine's Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives (and their Husbands) [2007] (Ranked: 17)
• FHM-US's 100 Sexiest Women [2005] (Ranked: 48)
• FHM-US's 100 Sexiest Women [2006] (Ranked: 29)
• FHM-US's Cover Girls (Ranked: 66)
• Google's Top 10 Divorce Searches [2006] (Ranked: 9)
• I Married a Sports Star
• I Separated from My Spouse [2006]
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Marc's List of Hottest Women [2005] (Ranked: 19)
• Profiles 12001-12250 (Ranked: 12043)
• Young Moms [I Had a Child Before Turning 21]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 30 Votes: 26.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 22.22% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 30 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 71 Votes: 64.79% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 37 Votes: 40.54% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 45 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 378 Votes: 67.99% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 179 Votes: 70.95% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 92 Votes: 44.57% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 501 Votes: 53.09% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 81 Votes: 46.91% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 182 Votes: 33.52% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 160 Votes: 58.12% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 863 Votes: 70.92% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 435 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 298 Votes: 43.96% Annoying