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April Lee Yates

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The Resume

    Born in United States
    Resides in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
    51 year-old woman arrested for refusing to pay a $26 buffet restaurant bill
    Reportedly told police that Jesus Christ was going to pay her bill (Jul. 12, 2015)
    Named 'Donkey of the Day' by The Breakfast Club's Charlamagne Tha God (Jul. 15, 2015)

Why she might be annoying:

    She was morbidly obese.
    She shares a middle and last name with a Spokane serial killer.
    She spent close to four hours eating at an 'all-you-can-eat' buffet at Bennetts Calabash.
    She evidently entered a restaurant to eat knowing full well that she didn't have the money to pay.
    She was asked to leave near closing time, after she allegedly 'caused a disturbance' at the restaurant.
    It remains unclear as to whether or not she really believed her 'Jesus' argument, or if it was a false alibi.
    She stunned the police officers called to escort her out by nonchalantly stating she had no means to pay her bill and expected Jesus to pay for her meal.
    She naively believed that the Son of God would bother to indulge her appetite by paying her dinner bill when devout Christians in third-world countries all over the world still face starvation with no visible 'divine aid.'
    She is actually the second woman within less than a year to falsely claim that 'Jesus would pay her bill' and to get arrested for defrauding a restaurant in the process, the last one being from Oklahoma who claimed her 'husband,' Jesus, would pay her bill (Oct. 2014).

Why she might not be annoying:

    She likes seafood.
    She was evidently a devout Christian.
    She was widely mocked over her weight after her arrest.
    She was the newest laughing-stock punch-line among atheist bloggers.
    At least she didn't claim that Jesus was her husband...
    Since her tab was never picked up by 'you know who,' she may have experienced a disillusioned lapse in faith.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 101 Votes: 54.46% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 37 Votes: 51.35% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 15 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 42 Votes: 54.76% Annoying