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Adam Morrison

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Basketball Player

The Resume

    (July 19, 1984- )
    Attended and played at Gonzaga (2003-2006)
    Drafted as the third overall pick by the Charlotte Bobcats in the 2006 NBA Draft
    Plays for the Charlotte Bobcats (2006- )
    Co-winner of the Oscar Robertson trophy (2006)

Why he might be annoying:

    He is a huge fan of Karl Marx and Che Guevara.
    He is often accused of being a communist.
    He has a porn star mustache.
    Due to his mustache his nickname is 'The Stache.'
    He claims to have grown the mustache because he 'never was able to grow facial hair before.'
    Despite his favorite band being Rage against the Machine, he despises Audioslave.
    During his freshman year at Gonzaga, he received more attention for his diabetes than his basketball skills.
    He entered the NBA Draft after his junior year of college.
    He cried at a college tournament game when his team still had a chance to win.
    He was one of the first players cut from the bronze winning, FIBA World Championship Team USA (2006).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He denied any connections to the communist party.
    Thankfully for him, he did not play during the McCarthyism era.
    He has Type 1 diabetes.
    He never let his diabetes get in the way of basketball.
    He is considered a strong role model for children with diabetes.
    His basketball hero is Larry Bird.
    He played his final high school basketball game with severe hypoglycemia and still managed to score 37 points.
    He monitors his blood sugar during his games.

Credit: Toys in the Attic


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 94.12% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 37 Votes: 45.95% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 103 Votes: 75.73% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 117 Votes: 83.76% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 26 Votes: 73.08% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 23 Votes: 65.22% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 42 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 143 Votes: 48.25% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 166 Votes: 44.58% Annoying