The Resume

(December 16, 1961- )
TV actor appearing on 'The Closer,' 'Equal Justice,' 'Dirty Dozen,' 'Crime & Punishment,' 'Good Company,' 'Kristin,' 'Get Real' and 'Brooklyn South'
Appeared in 'You Can Count on Me,' 'Lovelife,' 'Free Willy 2,' 'The Phantom,' 'Hollywood Boulevard' and 'Entropy'
Husband of Teri Hatcher (1994)
Appeared on Broadway in 'Impossible Marriage,' 'Biloxi Blues' and 'Brighton Beach Memoirs'
Mother was psychiatrist and dad, a nuclear-physicist

Why he might be annoying:

He likes to wear cashmere.
He is overly critical of his wife, whom he met on a blind date.
He had failed series on CBS, ABC, NBC and FOX.

Why he might not be annoying:

He prefers New York City to California.
He graduated Vassar.
He had his first child at 36 years old.
US magazine informed him, his wife was the most downloaded woman on the planet.
He responded: 'I think it's flattering and great.
We joke that it's probably one guy locked up in a room downloading it over and over again.'
Appeared totally nude in 'Sweet Sue' on Broadway.

Credit: Anita and Dan

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2008 Least Annoying 401-500 (Ranked: 481)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [December] (Ranked: 12161961)
• Hebrew Hunks
• I Attended Vassar
• I Married in 1994
• I Portrayed an FBI Agent
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• Number Names (Ranked: 10)
• People Magazine's Hottest Bachelors [2006]
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Profiles 2001-2250 (Ranked: 2027)
• Scandal
• The Closer

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 18 Votes: 5.56% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 12 Votes: 8.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 74 Votes: 47.30% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 73 Votes: 42.47% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 77 Votes: 46.75% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 20 Votes: 35.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 26 Votes: 15.38% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 104 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 98 Votes: 38.78% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 226 Votes: 49.56% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 1160 Votes: 42.24% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 942 Votes: 40.98% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 2360 Votes: 33.64% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 1101 Votes: 31.79% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 1400 Votes: 42.71% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 3272 Votes: 41.75% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 8106 Votes: 41.87% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 2397 Votes: 40.93% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 809 Votes: 70.09% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 10709 Votes: 74.16% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 21200 Votes: 73.91% Annoying