The Resume

(November 17, 1983- )
Born in Mission Hills, California
Outfielder for the Milwaukee Brewers (2007- )
NL Rookie of the Year (2007)

Why he might be annoying:

He shares his name with a pitcher.
His nickname is 'The Hebrew Hammer.'
He was moved to the outfield after couches found his defense to be very inconsistent.
He admitted his main reason for attending the University of Miami was for the party scene.
Baseball pundits consider him to be prone to misunderstanding ball reads.
He was suspended for using PED's; the suspension was overturned when an arbitrator ruled in his favor regarding the chain of custody of the sample (February 23, 2012).
He was suspended for the remainder of the 2013 season (65 games) for violating MLB's drug prevention and treatment program (July 22, 2013).

Why he might not be annoying:

He is the highest drafted Jewish player in baseball history.
He was a highly rated prospect in college.
He was the first Brewer to win R.O.Y. honors since they team switched to the National League.
He was the first NL hitter in six years to earn all five NL rookie awards.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Annoyatorium's Most Annoying [2013] (Ranked: 25)
• Baseball Players
• Baseball's Longest Suspensions (Ranked: 65)
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [November] (Ranked: 11171983)
• Hebrew Hunks
• I Reportedly Juiced
• JVibe's Hot List of Jews [January 2008] (Ranked: 10)
• Milwaukee Brewers
• NL Home Run Champs (Ranked: 2012)
• NL MVPs (Ranked: 2011)
• NL Rookie of the Year (Ranked: 2007)
• NL Silver Slugger - Outfielders (Ranked: 2008)
• NL Silver Slugger - Outfielders (Ranked: 2011)
• NL Silver Slugger - Outfielders (Ranked: 2010)
• NL Silver Slugger - Outfielders (Ranked: 2009)
• NL Silver Slugger - Outfielders (Ranked: 2012)
• Profiles 22751-23000 (Ranked: 22987)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 11]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 21 Votes: 76.19% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 17 Votes: 41.18% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 178 Votes: 66.85% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 169 Votes: 51.48% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 98 Votes: 47.96% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 19 Votes: 36.84% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 35 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 87 Votes: 35.63% Annoying