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Eugene Lipscomb

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The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He was a pro wrestler during the off-season.
    He would whack opponents over the earhole of their helmet, sometimes bursting their eardrums.
    He was married and divorced three times.
    He frequently slept with three or four women simultaneously.
    His Rams teammate Deacon Dan Towler said he 'was like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. His animal nature was ofter unchecked.'
    After a night partying with two women, he died from a massive overdose of heroin.

Why he might not be annoying:

    When he was eleven, his mother was stabbed to death by her boyfriend.
    He moved in with his maternal grandparents and noted, 'Instead of telling me what I was doing wrong and how to correct it, my grandfather would holler and whip me.'
    In high school, he worked the midnight to 7 AM shift at a steel mill to pay room and board.
    He joined the Marines after high school.
    Steelers coach Buddy Parker called him 'The best man I ever saw at knocking people down.'

Credit: C. Fishel


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 22 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 24 Votes: 54.17% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 62 Votes: 61.29% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 85 Votes: 49.41% Annoying