The Resume

(circa 1980-February 26, 2009)
Born in Russian Federation
Mechanic
Had sex for twelve hours with two women to win a $4,300 bet
Died of a heart attack after completion

Why he might be annoying:

A half hour before the start of the boinkathon, he downed an entire bottle of Viagra.
In addition to being dangerous, that seems like cheating.
Twelve freaking hours? Can you imagine the chafing?

Why he might not be annoying:

He demonstrated that those 'if your erection lasts longer than four hours, see a doctor' warnings on Viagra bottles are serious.
He never got a chance to spend his winnings from the bet.
He died doing what he loved.

Credit: C. Fishel

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• C. Fishel's Profiles [Series 30]
• Don't Look at Me, I'm Not in My Profile Picture
• I Died Before My 30th Birthday (Ranked: 28)
• I Died in 2009 (Ranked: 28)
• I Died While Fucking
• I Need to Place a Wager
• Look at Me, My Picture Is Art
• Profiles 29501-29750 (Ranked: 29672)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 12 Votes: 91.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 68.00% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 77 Votes: 67.53% Annoying