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DeAndre Jordan

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Basketball Player

The Resume

    (July 21, 1988- )
    Born in Houston, Texas
    Center for the Los Angeles Clippers
    Selected 35th by the Clippers in the 2008 NBA Draft
    Attended Texas A&M University
    6'11

Why he might be annoying:

    He declared for the NBA draft despite having mediocre stats in his lone year at Texas A&M.
    He is a poor free throw shooter, leading to opponents intentionally fouling him to get him on the line (ala hack-a-Shaq).
    After verbally agreeing to sign a contract with the Dallas Mavericks, he backed out of the deal and re-signed with the Clippers (2015).
    When Clippers representatives visited him to reconsider joining Dallas, he texted Mavs owner Mark Cuban claiming he was on a date (according to Cuban).
    He has multiple tattoos proclaiming his Christian faith.
    He isn't Michael.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He rarely misses games.
    He was among the league leaders in rebounding and field goal percentage.
    He was among the players who made the Clippers relevant in the 2010's.
    He apologized (on Twitter) for leading the Mavericks and their fans astray.
    He is a big 'Batman' fan.
    He admitted he once got distracted during a postgame interview by a Tupac song being played in the arena.

Credit: Hoxy


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying