The Resume

(October 12, 1986- )
Born in Sewickley, Pennsylvania
Attended Penn State University
Middle blocker for the U.S. National Women's Volleyball Team
World Champion (2014)
Won one Olympic Silver Medal (2012) and one Olympic Bronze Medal (2016)
6′ 2

Why she might be annoying:

She is nicknamed Motti, Chri and Mom.
She listed math as her favorite school subject.
She likes country music.
She led the U.S. team to a 4th place finish in her World Championship debut (2010).

Why she might not be annoying:

She holds a college degree in elementary education.
She was member of Penn State's back-to-back NCAA National Championship winning volleyball teams (2007 and 2008).
She won Academic All-American honors from ESPN Magazine (2008).
She was named a team captain of the U.S. National Team.
She listed Sandra Bullock as her favorite actress.

Credit: Neo NX2004

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Amazon Women
• Celebrity Pittsburgh Steeler Fans
• ESPN the Magazine's The Body Issue [Athletes] (Ranked: 2012)
• I Attended Penn State
• I Married in 2012
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Neo NX2004's Profiles [Series 10]
• Profiles 49838-50000 (Ranked: 49940)
• Volleyball Players

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 75.00% Annoying