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Marco Reus

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Soccer Player

The Resume

    (May 31, 1989- )
    Born in Dortmund, Germany
    Forward for Rot Weiss Ahlen (2006-09) and Borussia Monchegladbach
    Played for the German National Football team

Why he might be annoying:

    He has his name and birthdate tattooed on his left arm.
    He sports a pompadour haircut - very much like the Woody Woodpecker cartoon (in on the joke, he chose Woodyinho for his social media handle).
    He was charged with a felony for driving with a counterfeit license. The charges were later dropped (2014).
    He was sidelined from participating in the World Cup after suffering an ankle injury in a warm-up match with Armenia. Germany went on to win the cup without him (2014).
    He missed out on the International Euro 2016 tournament, again due to an injury.
    He was an active participant throughout Germany's World Cup run in Russia - ironically this time his home country was knocked out early in the inaugural round (2018).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He registered with his first club at the age of 4.
    His favorite movies are 'Training Day' and 'American Gangster.'
    His favorite TV shows are 'Game of Thrones' and 'Suits.'
    He snubbed a transfer move to Bayern Munich to comeback to his childhood club Borussia Dortmund (2012).
    He had a strong start internationally, scoring his first start in the UEFA Euro 2012 quarter-final against Greece.
    He regularly visits terminally ill children suffering from leukemia at local Dortmund hospitals.
    His best friend is Mario Gotze, who scored the winning goal against Argentina and dedicated it to him by waving his jersey on the pitch.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying