The Resume

(September 10, 1950- )
Guitarist with Aerosmith
Recorded 'Pink,' 'Jaded,' 'Janie's Got a Gun,' 'I Don't Want to Miss a Thing,' 'What it Takes,' 'Crazy,' 'Cryin'' and 'Rock This Way'
He wrote and performs the 'Spiderman Cartoon' theme song
Worked in an ice cream parlor and as a worked as a janitor in a Boston synagogue

Why he might be annoying:

He collects knives.
He has a pet tarantula.
He stripped naked on stage (although some say he was wearing a g-string).
He smokes.
He abused drugs.
He sued Leber-Krebs and won (1984).
He is divorced.
He feuds with and makes up with Steven Tyler.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is left handed.
He loves hot sauce.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Aerosmith
• Armed in New York
• Celebrity Boston Red Sox Fans
• Guest Voices on the Simpsons
• Guitar World's 100 Greatest Metal Guitarists of All Time [March 2004] (Ranked: 18)
• Guitar World's 100 Most Greatest Guitar Solos (Ranked: 72)
• Guitar World's 100 Worst Riffs, Licks and Solos [December 2004] (Ranked: 56)
• Hurricane Sandy: Coming Together [November 2, 2012]
• I Abused Heroin
• I am Left Handed - Male [H-P]
• I Appeared in an Aerosmith Music Video
• I Ditched My Band
• I Married in 1975
• I Performed with Slash
• I Publicly Supported Johnny Depp
• I Sing About a Cage
• Jasmin St. Clair's List of Hottest Men (Ranked: 5)
• Jay Mohr Impersonations
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught Smoking
• Look at My Guitar
• Musicians Who Appear on Guitar Hero
• My Music was Lost in the 2008 Universal Studios Fire
• My Song is Featured on Guitar Hero: Aerosmith
• Next Stop: The Twilight Zone
• Playgirl Magazine's 10 Sexiest Rock Stars [1993]
• Profiles 2251-2500 (Ranked: 2415)
• Rock the Vote - Spokespeople
• Rolling Stone's 100 Greatest Guitarists (Ranked: 48)
• Satirized on Robot Chicken
• VH-1's 40 Least Metal Moments (Ranked: 35)
• VH-1's I Love the 70's Commentators
• Wayne's World [Series]
• Woodstock '94 Performers
• Zoo Magazine's Top 10 Rock Duos [February 2008] (Ranked: 8)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 38 Votes: 26.32% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 283 Votes: 68.55% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 201 Votes: 46.77% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 97 Votes: 56.70% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 60 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 74 Votes: 45.95% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 100 Votes: 67.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 57 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 58 Votes: 39.66% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 221 Votes: 44.80% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 1893 Votes: 41.63% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 432 Votes: 42.36% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 416 Votes: 46.63% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 711 Votes: 53.31% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2569 Votes: 55.16% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 2853 Votes: 49.77% Annoying