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David Samson

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Sports Executive

The Resume

    (February 26, 1968- )
    Born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin
    Resides in Plantation, Florida
    President of Miami Marlins
    Contestant on 'Survivor' 28: Cagayan
    Member of Brains (Luzon) Tribe
    First contestant voted off
    Ex-stepson of Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria

Why he might be annoying:

    He wore a suit jacket and slacks to 'Survivor.'
    He is a Boston Rob fan.
    He is a law school graduate.
    In the 'Survivor' First Impressions twist, he chose ultra buff Garrett as the weakest 'Brains' player despite the presence of J'Tia and Kass in his tribe.
    In a media interview, he described tribe mate Garrett as 'more abs than brain cells.'
    He looks like a slightly goofier version of George Eads.
    He got voted off first despite his tribe seeing J'Tia as bossy and invaluable to camp life.
    He is one of the most hated men in Montréal as many Expo fans believe he and his stepfather conspired with Major League Baseball to kill the franchise
    He is mouthy and arrogant, just like his stepfather.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is a former Morgan Stanley investment advisor.
    He dislikes laziness.
    He has worked in journalism.
    He has a Bachelor of Arts in Economics.
    He is a known philanthropist with the Make a Wish Foundation and was inducted in their Hall of Fame in 2011.
    He was inspired by his grandfather to be charitable and make money.
    His being first voted off was Garrett's revenge andJ'Tia's save.
    He happily regards J'Tia as Mayor of Crazytown.
    He and his stepfather were instrumental in securing financing for a new ballpark in Miami, which helped the Marlins stay in the South Florida region for the long-term.
    He earned a World Series ring a year after taking over the Marlins (2003).
    He remains close to Loria, despite the fact Loria and his mom divorced in his teen years.

Credit: battyx3


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 31 Votes: 64.52% Annoying