The Resume

(February 17, 1972-October 6, 2017)
Appeared on NBC's 'Last Comic Standing'
Writer for MTV's Bash
Acted in 'For da Love of Money'
Heir to the May Company

Why he might be annoying:

He's extremely obese.
He wears sweats most of the time.
He auditioned for the role of a fat guy in 'Dreamcatcher,' but was denied because he was too fat.
When he appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's show he tripped down a few steps and claimed it was part of his act.
His girlfriend has the same name as actress Lana Turner a;though spelled Lahna.
He weighed as much as 800 pounds.

Why he might not be annoying:

When he was 17, he won a talent show and was given the opportunity to open for Sam Kinison. After his set, Sam said to him, 'That was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.'
Although weighing 450 pounds, his routine is not based around his weight.
He was one of the funnier comics on 'Last Comic Standing.'
He says he loves New York City because he can walk the streets without being stared at.
After visiting the Dachau Concentration Camp he vomited.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [February] (Ranked: 2171972)
• Fat Comedians
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 1]
• I am a Texan
• I am from Tennessee
• I Became a Dad in 2007
• I Died in 2017 (Ranked: 45)
• I'm a Wigger
• Last Comic Standing [Finalists Only] (Ranked: 1)
• Look at Me, I Don't Have a Neck
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Beret
• More Chins than are in a Chinese Phone Book
• Names that are Dates
• Profiles 9251-9500 (Ranked: 9396)
• Stomach Shrinking Procedures
• Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn
• VH-1's Celebrity Fit Club [Complete] (Ranked: 1)
• VH-1's Celebrity Fit Club 1 [2005]
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 20171006)
• White Men Loved by Blacks

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 22.22% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 14.29% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 356 Votes: 66.01% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 31 Votes: 58.06% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 87 Votes: 41.38% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 53 Votes: 56.60% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 101 Votes: 65.35% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 187 Votes: 69.52% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 275 Votes: 67.27% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 315 Votes: 67.30% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 185 Votes: 58.92% Annoying