The Resume

Resides in Izmir, Turkey
Took the internet by surprise with his grammatically jumbled web page
His web page inspired hundreds of parody sites

Why he might be annoying:

His limited English makes him sound like a sexist jackass.

Why he might not be annoying:

He promotes peace and good will.
He created the catch phrase 'I Kiss You.'
He ranked #100 in Forbes Power List (2000).
He probably inspired one of Sacha Baron Cohen's characters

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Accordionists
• C/Net's Top 10 Web Fads [2005] (Ranked: 2)
• Computer Geeks
• D.J.'s and M.C.'s
• Forbes' Celebrity 100 Power Ranking [2000] (Ranked: 100)
• Frank Zappa Look-alikes
• IDs Ending in 00 (Ranked: 400)
• Look at My Keyboard
• Memes
• Profiles 251-500 (Ranked: 400)
• Walruses

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 40 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 60 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 51 Votes: 56.86% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 61 Votes: 72.13% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 80 Votes: 67.50% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 162 Votes: 60.49% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 266 Votes: 68.80% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 275 Votes: 68.36% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 630 Votes: 69.37% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1910 Votes: 71.52% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 5921 Votes: 72.93% Annoying